A Mind is a terrible Thing to Waste

President Obama, if you read this message, keep one thing in mind. We are not your enemy because our intentions are good. However, as far as the rest of the politicians on Capitol Hill go, they can take themselves to the dump. Repulicans and Democrats. The Republicans should be ashamed of themselves. For the past 8 years, all they did was go to Washington, shower, shave and shit. And the Democrats, they need some mental help. The only thing they did was criticize the war and the troops.

This depression started 22 years ago and you told me, you beautiful politicians, that you didn't see it coming? So, there are two conclusions. You people must be totally ignorant or blind. This depression didn't fall from the sky in November of 2008. The American people don't trust any policitians. On Capital Hill the only song they know is 'Let's screw the people.' Let me give you a small example.

In their bill, they added millions of dollars to replace the grass. Do you think the American people give a shit about Washington's green grass? Apply som manure, and it will turn itself green. To make things worse, they're spending millions on pill control and condoms. And we were shocked to learn that condoms come in different flavors.

This is a mentality of some democrats.

Obama, we are aware that you're talking to many experts, seeking information on how to resolve the situation. The truth is that you are not getting the right experts. In the front page of this website we displayed four kings and a joker. In the original game, there is no joker. We have applied the joker hoping you could trump the Republicans and Democrats by using your own judgement, because both parties are a failure. So let's blame the American people for this mentality. We told you there is only one strategy you can use to win and its not included in your package. The Democrats are biting off more than they can chew and in the process they will choke.

Above all, why should you believe us? All the smart people are in Washington. You still have the ability to reverse this catastrophe which will take place within two years.

Think, when you seek something, what do you usually do?

A Dangerous Game

Obama,

During the primary, someone within your circle told the American people that in your early life you lived in a slum neighborhood in Chicago. Soon you will live in a place where the rich and famous are not able to live. Afterall, you earned it by telling us that you would be different from the other politicians. You told the young people that you would give them hope and you would bring change in Washington.

After you became a candidate for President, we displayed a message on the front page of this website telling you that if you are making a journey to the White House, don't bring any old trash, because all trash starts to stink after a while. In early January 2009, we learned that you are bringing to the White House, lobbiests, scavengers, and old trash....except Robert Gates. He's a gentleman. Keep in mind we don't sell fairy tales on this website. As a matter of fact, we don't sell anything.

The truth is that we see your behavior and you're acting like a fish. One day you go up the next day down. One day to the left, one day to the right. So its confusing...which direction are you going? However, we are not blaming you for the present mess that we have. If you fail the game that you will soon be playing, we hope that you understand the consequences will be huge if you lose.

Several weeks ago the Prime Minister of the UK told members of the Parliament that he saved the world, after he had a meeting with Bush in November of 2008. Members of his Parliament stood up and they started to call him another wacko under the influence of alcohol. After 5 seconds he realized that he didn't save the world, and he changed his tune. He told them that he was able to save financial institutions.

Mr Brown, the truth is that you didn't save the financial institutions. The American people and our children did. A man from Russia who claimed to have vision, he already placed a bet against Obama that he will lose his game. He predicts that after that loss, the country will split into three. Do you think this man is insane? If you have the ability to connect the dots, such events could take place. Also, the invisible rats that claim to be Bin Laden, they also have placed a bet against Obama, claiming that he'll lose his game. The real question is if all these people who work for the government are so smart, why are we failing. We have been profiling this crisis and there is one strategy that would create 1 million jobs within 30 days and generate millions of dollars in revenue for the city, county, state, and federal. After 90 days we'll have two million jobs. When the wheels start turning it will create even more jobs. This will only work if you use the right strategy. At this time we don't think you're using the right one.

Blagovich

When we profile a dog, the first thing we wan to know is what breed is it? Blago is a bad dog. You can bark or you could fight. You will fight first and bark later. You can twist it anyway you want, but you're still a bad dog.
If there is any true justice in America, you will go to jail. If you go to jail, the only advice we'll give you is to bring enough vasaline because by the time they're through with you, your ass will look like a mushroom.

If America is in a financial crisis, its because dirty politicians are willing to sell members of their family for a profit. The real problem we have in America is that the people that we hire to do work for us believe in their foolish mind that they own the system. They forget that they are our employees. They work for the American people. So you see Blago, the chair that you sit in and everything that comes into the office, belongs to us. To the people. If you want to sell something that belongs to you, why don't you sell your wife. As a matter of fact, another democract from NY is willing to pay up to $5,000 for a good pop.

However, after we learned that Bernie Maddof screwed him for his money, now he's only willing to pay $50 a pop. The other option is that you could become a good pimp. You walk and act like one, but above all we have discovered your true identity. You are a Serbian. The same breed of dog like you have slaughtered thousands of innocent children, women, and old people. Their relatives know now who you are and they will watch you day and night. Your true nightmare didnt' even start yet.

Foolish Dream

Sarah Palin,

The elections are over. It is time that you stop whining and crying. Your nomination was a simple foolish dream. However, your tight jeans and high heels and red coat have made some people in our circle very hot. They told us that you failed to stop in Central New York. If you did, they were willing to give you some hot italian sausage and two meat balls. As a matter of fact, the man that makes italian sausage said he'd make it in any length you like. By the way, do you know that we are able to see Russia from here?

In any event, Dick Cheney will soon leave his office in Washington. Being that he loves to hunt and you told us that you are a good hunter, why don't you ask him to come to Alaska. That way you could do some hunting together. We want to advise you...he likes to shoot his friends in the face. However he also loves to shoot the ladies in the ass. Good luck.