Blagovich

When we profile a dog, the first thing we wan to know is what breed is it? Blago is a bad dog. You can bark or you could fight. You will fight first and bark later. You can twist it anyway you want, but you're still a bad dog.
If there is any true justice in America, you will go to jail. If you go to jail, the only advice we'll give you is to bring enough vasaline because by the time they're through with you, your ass will look like a mushroom.

If America is in a financial crisis, its because dirty politicians are willing to sell members of their family for a profit. The real problem we have in America is that the people that we hire to do work for us believe in their foolish mind that they own the system. They forget that they are our employees. They work for the American people. So you see Blago, the chair that you sit in and everything that comes into the office, belongs to us. To the people. If you want to sell something that belongs to you, why don't you sell your wife. As a matter of fact, another democract from NY is willing to pay up to $5,000 for a good pop.

However, after we learned that Bernie Maddof screwed him for his money, now he's only willing to pay $50 a pop. The other option is that you could become a good pimp. You walk and act like one, but above all we have discovered your true identity. You are a Serbian. The same breed of dog like you have slaughtered thousands of innocent children, women, and old people. Their relatives know now who you are and they will watch you day and night. Your true nightmare didnt' even start yet.