America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Foolish Dream

Sarah Palin,

The elections are over. It is time that you stop whining and crying. Your nomination was a simple foolish dream. However, your tight jeans and high heels and red coat have made some people in our circle very hot. They told us that you failed to stop in Central New York. If you did, they were willing to give you some hot italian sausage and two meat balls. As a matter of fact, the man that makes italian sausage said he'd make it in any length you like. By the way, do you know that we are able to see Russia from here?

In any event, Dick Cheney will soon leave his office in Washington. Being that he loves to hunt and you told us that you are a good hunter, why don't you ask him to come to Alaska. That way you could do some hunting together. We want to advise you...he likes to shoot his friends in the face. However he also loves to shoot the ladies in the ass. Good luck.


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