America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Friday, August 29, 2008

The French Re-Connection

Not long ago, the French Government was ruled by a scavenger named Chirac. He was profiting from the poor people of Iraq - oil for food, along with the other terrorist from Russia, Putin. When a leader of a country takes food away from poor people they simply make the hyena look like its a good animal.

These leaders are the worst scavengers in the world. Anyway, Obama's trip to Europe is proof that not only the American people want change, but also the Europeans. The Middle East wants change. So there is no question about it. The world wants change. There is no question in our minds that the world is looking for some honesty in their leaders.

Last summer (2007) the wife of the new minister of France was seen in NYC french kissing another woman. When the French Prime Minister found out, he went wild! He told his ex-wife that she was a sick woman. Later in the year of 2007, the Prime Minister made a call to the pope in Rome and told him that he needed to speak to him as soon as possible. The pope replied 'Come my son, as soon as you can. Don't forget to bring the envelope.'

So the French Prime Minister went to see the pope and he told him what his wife at the time had done. So he needed a quick divorce and a quick marriage. The pope looked at that fat envelope and replied 'In this world, everything is possible.' So he asked the Prime Minister if he had any other woman in mind. He replied that he had a new italian woman who had the power to energize him every day. Now you know where the energy comes from.

The pope looked at this beautiful woman and wished he was much younger. He thought he could have done things in his life differently. 'I now pronounce you husband and wife!' Now you know where all the energy comes from.

However, don't let this illusion fool you. We will turn the coin and tell you the other side of the story, which is what happens when you have a good woman. His name is Peter . This man told his neighbor's wife that he wanted to have sex with her. The wife was a good friend of his wife so she told his wife that Peter wanted to have sex with her. Peter's wife told the neighbor's wife to say 'yes' and instead of you being in the bed, I'll be there! So the neighbor's wife told Peter to come tomorrow at 2pm. The front door will be open. And he should come to the bedroom without turning on the light. Come straight to bed and she'll be waiting for him. So Peter's wife told the neighbor's wife to give her some perfume that she wears so that Peter wouldn't suspect anything.

So Peter's wife went into bed and the neighbor's wife hid in the closet. At 2pm Peter comes in the bedroom, takes his clothes off and he smelled the neighbor's perfume and he jumps on top of the woman. Bang bang bang, and more bang. After it was all done, he said 'This is the best piece of ass I've ever had!' His wife goes over to the light switch and turned it on. When Peter looked at her and realized that the best piece of ass he'd ever had was his wife and not his neighbor.

Try to understand the message. If you have a good wife you need to respect the woman or the man. Its like when you buy a new car. You need to baby it for a while. The secret of women is that they feel insecure. The job of a man is to make them feel secure. You need to make the woman feel like she's somebody. The one thing the Chinese are good for is sex. They say there are 50 different ways to love your woman. Try them all.


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