America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Monday, December 31, 2007

The Nobel Prize

Mid December '07, Al Gore received the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on global warming. Afterwards, they realized this illusion was bullshit, they changed position. Now it is global awareness. Perhaps the temperature will be based on body heat. Al said he would share the prize with some brilliant scientists from around the world. These brilliant scientists are not able to figure out that the Earth is on a course to reverse itself. Where have you been for the past 25 years? Some people are disappointed in that you didn't include Monica in sharing the Nobel Prize because she was the one who created all this heat before you and Bill left the White House. There have been some rumors that you've been getting some flashbacks about Monica at night. You have been having some wet dreams about her and you have been calling her name. "Monica! What beautiful red lips you have!". This wild dream is raising some questions. How many lollipops did she suck on when she was at the White House to create a global warming? A news report asked Al if he would make another run at the White House. He said "Hell no! I don't want to start another global warming!"


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