Shuffle the Deck

At some point, we will reshuffle the deck and we will try to change the message. Your mission is to connect three dots. If you fail to connect the dots, you will lose big. If you connect the three dots, you will win. If the world would fall into some kind of catastrophe the only people who would survive would be the amish people. In the western world, the Amish people wear black clothes, have a beard, and they wear a hat. Their lifestyle is very simple. They don't depend on electricity or foreign oil. They don't read the newspaper or watch TV. The only thing they practice is mother nature. They pray that their God will give them a good crop to survive. They never do anyone any harm. Now let's go to the middle east - to Pakistan. They call them the Taliban. They wear white, have a beard and wear a hat. They also have a simple life. They also depend on mother nature to give them a good crop. They call it poppy. Thousands of years ago, they learned that if you make the poppy bleed, the poppy blood will create hashish. They have been smoking this for thousands of years. Their mind it has become confused and uncivilized. Their mission is to kill anyone including their own people. If you turn the other cheek, they will slap your face. Our wish is that you decipher this information and stabalize the country as soon as possible. Take a look at the picture that is displayed. You will need to rewind history. Some images of the war will tell you how the enemy fought the war. Why the Americans had a hard time defeating them. Then you need to rewind the Vietnam war and ask yourself why we lost. What system did the enemy use to become invisible. Also ask yourself why the Russians lost the war in Afghanistan and why the Americans are falling into the same trap. We will give you two extra tips because we are able to see what they could not see. You don't need to kill anyone to win this war. You need to eliminate certain things that appear to be stupid. Also rewind your image of Bin Laden. In what location has he always given his speaches?

Top Secret Viagra

It has been said that through American news broadcasting that the manufacturers of Viagra and Cialis are willing to give people who lost their job a free one year supply of pills. So you can criticize American's all you want, but deep inside they have a good heart. Beacause many other nations know we have a good heart, they believe they can screw us. In order to understand the point, we need to go back in time to 1948 after the Americans liberated Europe from the Nazis. After WWII ended, life was worse than hell in Europe. The place that we want to take you is called the Triangle of Central Europe.

First find a city called Montenegro. Then draw a line to Montelepre. Then you need to go to Monte Cristo. However, Monte Cristo is not a city, it is a monument. If you profile Leon Panetta's roots, you will find Monte Cristo. So let's go back to Montenegro. The region is ruled by the Muslim gypsy. Their goal is to go city by city, steal what they can and disappear into the night. As a matter of fact, last year at this time, we met a gypsy who lives in Texas. After we had a non-friendly conversation, he was really pissed. He told us that we have more gypsies in America than any part of the world except he said they are from Puerto Rico. In any event, in Montelebre was a city ruled by the Sicilian Mafia. A man named Turiddu Giuliano became famous when he took the law into his own hands. He claimed at that time that law inforcement stole food from the poor and sold it in the black market for top price.

In Monte Cristo, the best masterminds in the world were born. In the fall of 1948 there was no TV or newspaper. Only a few people had radio and electricity. There was no running water or sewer lines. If you had to piss or shit, you had to do it in a can and stick it under the bed until morning when the honey-wagon came by. This event still takes place in many parts of the world today.

In the fall, when the temperature started to cool down, people lit small fires by the road. If you didnt' have anything to do, you'd sit by the fire and listen to the stories that the older people told. The main story was all about war...between America and Russia. We'd debate who would win and who would lose. The majority of the people didn't trust the Russians or Communist Party. They always played a double game. The best part was the American woman. An old man said he saw a movie that showed American women who loved to have sex.

Years later, whenever we see an American woman, that's what we think, even though in the woman's mind they don't really want to have sex.

But the hottest item from America was a pack of Camel cigarettes which were introduced by American troops during the war. If you offered a pack of original Camels, he would kill 5 people without hesitation.

When we see the Taliban we see the way they think and live. In 2008, the CIA started to reward soem of the tribal leaders in Afghanistan with Viagra. We think this is a brilliant idea. Some of the old people started to take Viagra and were impressed how quickly it worked. They told their wives that they wanted to have sex. Their wives wondered how they could do it now when they couldn't after so many years.

So the next day they wanted more sex. Their wives didn't have any idea what was happening. The third day, the leaders wanted more sex. One wife refused and asked why and how he could want sex every day. The husband replied that this was a miracle from Mohammud. The wife didnt' buy this bullshit and she refused to have sex. Other tribal leaders had the same problems with their wives. So they filed a complaint to the ministry of Afghanistan to make a new law. They wanted to make it where any wife who refused to have sex would be put in jail.

We believe that the CIA would use a better system by offering the women Spanish Fly. The truth is that it doesn't matter which way you turn. Your agency always gets the middle finger up your pipeline. Your number one enemies are your politicians. If we were looking for a job, your agency would be the last place we would apply. We would be more comfortable applying for a job in the mob than in the CIA.

Take a look at Dick Cheney. He discussed the identity of the people who worked for the agency for political gain. In the middle of May 2009, he went on national TV and told the world that Obama is making the nation less secure by closing Guantanamo. In other words, he is saying that the FBI and CIA don't ahve the ability to defend the country. They are their to smoke big cigars and collect a salary. Cheney claimed he kept America safe for 8 years. What kind of drugs is he on. 9/11 took place 9 months after they had control of America.

Also, Nancy Pelosi told Americans that the CIA are liars and that they never told her about waterboarding. We don't think she has any clue what waterboarding was all about. In any event, this was a stupid idea. You don't collect information from your enemy from waterboarding. We use a more civilized system. Let's assume we want to collect information from Nancy Pelosi. We would bring her to a fancy restaurant and offer her a drink called an Obama. This is no joke. There is an Obama drink that was introduced to us in the Muslim world. You can't get it in America. They call it San Marzano and it has a muslim emblem on it. According to the information on the bottle, it is made in Tarando Italy. After we offered her two Obama drinks, her mentality would go into overdrive. By the time we had dinner we would make eye contact and tell her that she's beautiful. By saying that you are sending a message to her brain to relax and trust us.

After the dinner we would take her to a fancy motel room with moderate music. We would also offer her another drink. After the 5th drink we'd ask her to smok a joint. According to our intelligence, 99.9% of women would say yes after 3 or 4 drags. Her mentality will go on to overdrive. We will remind her that she is beautiful and smart and you are willing to make her happy. In the meantime, tell her that it is hot in this room. This must be global warming.

If you tell most of the Democrats that this is global warming they will take their clothes off and start to suck her nipple. Then she'll start to sing like a bird. Who knows? After she stops singing, beautiful things could happen.

Religous Criminals

According to the Book of the Dead, the Egyptian Pharaoh believed not only that he was the king but also a God. At one point the Ebyptian priest told the Pharaoh that he needed to come to the temple and pray to a superior God. But, the priest told the Pharaoh in order to pray in their temple, he needed to give them 100 tombs (acres) of land, 20 slaves and 30 sheep, some chicken and some geese every time he prayed in their temple.

The priest convinced the Pharaoh that if he prayed in their temple he would win every war, and the Pharaoh agreed to their theory. At one point, the priests become more powerful than the Pharaoh himself.

After 4,000 years we still have the same mentality in a country named Iran. In Iran, the government doesn't have any power. The President of the country has only the title, but no power. The man that makes all the decisions, right or wrong, is the high priest. In our point of view, this man is not a priest. He is a criminal. He has sabotaged the election and ordered the killing of his own people. Especially the people that disagree with his evil mentality. This religious system is the same system that destroyed the Pharoah over 4,000 years ago. These priests don't really represent most Muslims. The Koran clearly says that only God gives life and only God should take life. Those who take someone's life in the name of Allah are criminals.

Free Marijuana Trial

If you are reading this message from another country, this message is for you. What takes place in America doesn't stay in America. if America creates a stupid law it will also come to your country. Slow, but for sure. Our founding fathers gave their lives to make a better place for the American people. Their message was 'Live Free or Die.' So you, the Americans started digging your own hole. Because you have chosen to be a slave of the capitalists. You spend money that you do not have and the government used the same mentality. They print money that they don't earn. This is failure, not progress.

In the early 18th century, the french gave the American people the statue of liberty because they believed America was a free country. It wasn't until 1980 that the Democrat children became liberal. And they believe that they were the perfect race. So between the liberals and Democrats are trying to create a perfect world. You'll find them in California and New York. The goal is to turn America towards a Communist lifestyle. They think the gov. should tell you how to run your life.

Last month, millions of Americans sent a message to Obama, asking him to legalize marijuana. Obama replied 'hell no'. Some liberal doctors are saying that smoking is no good for you. They are playing the part of God. Two years ago, we had a discussion with a heart surgeon. He told us that smoking is bad for your body. But its good for the mind. The doctor replied 'I'm not a smoker, so I don't know the difference.'

Three weeks ago, someone that we know told us that the engine light went on in his car so he brought the car to the mechanic. The mechanic hooked up the computer to the car and said he needed a sensor. How much is a sensor? The mechanic said it was $390 for labor and materials. The man told the mechanic to go ahead. After the job was finished, the man was driving down the road and the light went on again. The mechanic replied 'let me put the computer back on so I can see what is wrong'. He told the man he needed two more sensors. 'Why didn't you tell me I needed three sensors in the first place?' The mechanic replied that he didn't build the computer.
The man was so mad, he wanted to kill everyone in the shop, but when he lit up a cigarette, he started to calm down and he left.

On April 9th, 2009 - a Vietnamese immigrant entered a civic center in southern NY. He massacred 12 people and killed himself. In order to understand the motive you need to know the culture. Every nationality has their own mentality. The way they live. And when you try to change the way they live, they will lose their mind. This massacre could have been avoided if Patterson had some brains. He is trying to play the part of God and he is trying to tell the people of NY that he is perfect and the people of NY who love to smoke are evil.

According to our asian source, they said that the Vietnamese man was depressed because he lost his job. Before the massacre took place, Patterson raised the price of cigarettes. The man said that America sucks. He couldn't even buy a pack of cigarettes because they were too expensive. $8.50 a pack. He went through nicotine withdrawl. This is the liberal democrat - they tell people who smoke that they are responsible for raising medical costs. At the same time they raise the tax on soda because they claim that it makes people fat and stupid. They also rasied the tax on alcohol. They also raised tax on condems. The bottom line is that they don't want you to smoke, drink, or get a piece of ass.

The Democrat mission is to make the people of NY the perfect race, like the Nazis did. In the early 60s, NY was the capital of the world, but then became the capital of welfare. Many minorites migrated to NY and demanded that the people of NY support them. The only thing some of them did was eat, sleep, and get laid. The only thing the politicians wanted was their vote. After 40 years NY became the worst state in the country because they rasied so many taxes on business to pay for all the welfare.

In early 2000, a prostitute complained that you couldn't smoke in public anymore. This is because of 2ndhand smoke. The truth is that she has been sucking too many lollipops which had nothing to do with smoking. But she blamed the smoke. Some politicians put into place a new law that made it illegal to smoke in public. As a result, they put many mom and pop bars out of business. In the process they lost billions of dollars of revenue. During the years they have jacked up the tax to $5 per pack of cigarettes. This poor judgement has just made a huge demand for cheap cigarettes from other states - the price being only $3 a pack. The people on the black market for cigarettes are making millions.

8 years ago, we went on a mission in America to place called Appelachia. When we arrived in the morning, on top of the mountain there was big house. They called it a chalet. But before we reached the top there was a gate. The gate was locked so we stopped and waited to see if anyone would come to let us in. After 5 mins. a man appeared from the woods, dressed like he was in the military. He was carrying a machine gun and hand grenades across his chest. He said he was waiting for us. As we tried to drive through this steep hill, I told myself it was like we were back in Vietnam.

When we reached the top, the man said - 'let's have a Cherokee celebration'. He started to roll some marijuana cigarettes saying that it was the best because it was from the top of the plant and tender like a woman. He went on to say 'what happens on this mountain, stays on this mountain.' So we asked - marijuana is illegal right? He replied that the government is not my God. It is in violation of human rights. God created good things for humans. If marijuana was no good, he wouldn't have created it. What right does the government have to tell me if I can make some marijuana cookies or soup?

Anyways, 15 years ago, we met a Russian man. He said that before he came to America he wasn't able to buy cigarettes. The only way he could get them was by collecting cigartette butts. When he had enough, he'd roll a whole one. When he came to America, he said he still rolled his own. He has a son named Serges and told us that 5 years ago he met a woman. He asked her if she would like to go out with him. She said yes, so he picked her up on a Friday night and went parking behind an old building. Serges said he was a young man and needed good sex, so he did what young men would do and kissed her all over. After 5 min she said he needed to stop - maybe next time, she said. She was separated from her husband and wasn't ready to do that yet.

So Serges took her home and told her he'll see her next Friday. The following Fri. he picked her up and took her to the same place. After she started to get hot she told him that the only way she'd have sex with him is if he had any marijuana. His mouth hit the ground because he didnt' have any. So he had to think quickly. He knew that his father always rolled his own cigarettes. He went home to get a joint and took some of his father's tobacco and rolled it. He went back to the car and told her 'look what I have' and they lit up the cheap tobacco. After she smoked some, she said that she was starting to feel good, so he did what normal people would do.

For Sale...

When Obama started his primary campaign for President his words were good, his message was different. He was a young eagle. He made us believe that he would bring change to Washington. After he came to Washington, he started to act like a turkey. He has been manipulated by senseless mentality of Reid and Polosi with the knowledge that Obama has become the puppet and they are the puppeteers. We also acknowledge that Polosi was the mastermind of the primary. She convinced the superdelegates to vote for Obama. So Reid and Polosi and the godmother and godfather of the Democratic party.

And Obama does what they say, not what he wants. When we learned that those two assembled the stimulus package, we knew that it would be a disaster. We call this the Blagovich stimulus package. If you have monitored our language, we have told you that we are playing the most dangerous game you've ever seen. You replied later that this is not a game. You are entirely wrong. The truth is that you are too young to understand the international way the game is played. The only game you know is basketball. We are monitoring the game that you cannot see. So far, you are losing because you are doing everything ass backwards.

We realize that you want to do many good things for the country but you failed to do what is most important for the American people. That is to create jobs. You could have created 3 million jobs in 90 days and you have failed. The only thing you have done is bail out the criminals on Wall St. They fucked us yesterday, they fucked us today and they will fuck us tomorrow. You are telling the people that we must buy all the bad mortgages from the banks.
If you're so smart, why are you printing money that you don't have? Why are you and those politicians not getting the message that you must earn your money in Washington? Because there, they are a bunch of losers. So the real question is, how can we the people get a loan when we don't have a job.

Furthermore, you need to stop bullshitting with the small business people. You say they'll get a tax credit. Take the credit and stick it up your nose. What small businesses need are customers. Without money, the businesses don't get any work and the bank won't lend any money. The only reason you and the people on Capitol Hill are surviving is because you're pritining money you don't have. So go on and keep bullshitting the American people. If you can't create 3 million jobs in 3 months you'll be a failure before your term ends.

The secret code is named the Roman. Profile this word very carefully and you'll have the answer.

The Secret War

Ms. Napolitano, if you are wondering why were are on this website, its not because we want your attention or anyone else's attention for that matter. The main reason is that we, the people, want what belongs to us. Our country back.

Some of those politicians on Capitol Hill are willing to sell their own children for a profit. Two years ago, Democrats & Repulicans tried to sell American ports, road, bridges, and more to a foreign country. Some of those dirty American politicians don't have any pride or morals. When it comes time to have the election, they come to the front door like a bunch of angels. But after we elect them they turn into snakes.

So Ms. Napolitano, your mission is not to chase cloads or thunderstorms around the country. You have to defend America from those people who are trying to bring us down. They try to take it down not only by physical destruction, but also by mental distruction. Today we no longer have job security. The only thing left is our national security. If you fail, then we the people must raise arms, and take back what belongs to us. Because those snakes have not only failed their people but also their country. The only thing they are concerned with is filling up their pockets. And if anyone in Washington thinks we are a bunch of cowards, your mentality lives in the fairytales. When Obama ran, he even said that many Americans are ready to raise arms against the government. So don't make a mistake, not all Americans are cowards.

Also Ms. Napolitano, the 9/11 attacks were already in progress when the Democrats were in power. The intelligence community failed at every level, and even today the intelligence community still drives in the fast lane, and they aren't able to see what the people in the slow lane are doing.

Ms. Napaolitano, there is something in Washington that has started to smell like rotten fish. And we are concerned which is why we're brining this to your attention. Members of your own family before you, didn't come to an America from a postcard, they came to America to give you a better life. However, we didn't have any time to profile your family history, so we are guessing at this time.
Your family came to this country in a ship and we're assuming they traveled 3rd class. And by your appearance your family came from S. Italy. And when they came to America, their first destination was New York. They followed the line and they had all their paperwork in the proper order. And most of all they didn't protest because the line was too long or too slow. Here we have about 14 million that don't belong here. Some are called aliens, from another world. Some call them illegal immigrants. Some say they are a mass of cockroaches, and some call them criminals. In our point of view, they are criminals because they have tresspassed on our country without a permit. You see, when you come to America, you need a green card. This means that you have applied for the permit to be here. But they cut the line...To make the situation worse, they cut our throats by taking our jobs. At the same time, they are sucking up all our resources.

If have some intelligence you will find that 50% of this situation was created by illegal immigrants and we are paying the price. So you see Ms. Napolitano, that is the situation. We have concerns that you want to sweep this situation under the carpet. As the economy gets worse, the American people will get more agitated and it could start a secret war.

The Bandito from Texas.

When Bush became president, the first visit he made was to Mexico. The president at the time was Fox. He told Bush that he should try to give all the illegal immigrants from Mexico citizenship. That way, he could send two more million of his people to America. They will do work that Americans won't do. And he told Bush his people are willing to work for $4 / hr. This low wage is good for the American economy. And Fox gave Bush a beautiful horse, to carry out his mission.

Not long after, all hell broke loose. 9/11 came. The main concern was the war with Al Quaida. After he chased them across the border to Pakistan, Bush decided to have another war with Iraq, not based on weapons of mass desctruction, but on family revenge and destruction. Bush contacted Tony Blair in the UK, and they mixed fairy tales and illusions. After they mixed everything, they sold this fog to the Spanish, Italians, Austrailians, and so on. In the mean time, Americans were concentrating on the war, and Mexicans were coming to America illegally by the thousands.

After Bush won his 2nd round in the election, he told McCain that if he wants to win the election, he must support the Mexicans. So two years before the election McCain started opening his big mouth. He went on TV and told the American people that if we work hard like illegal immigrants, he'd pay American $50/hr. In other words, he was trying to sell out the American future for the votes of the Mexicans. Even during the debate between Obama and McCain, he told the American people that the economy was in great shape. A week later, Santa Claus came by and dropped from the sky one of the worse economic disasters the world has ever seen. The following day he stopped the campaign and went to Washington like an old time sherrif. He said he would fix the disaster that the Republican party created overnight.

This is another reason why we are failing. No brain. Even the other asshole, Bill Gates, told the world that we need more immigrants, because its good for America. Even the other scumbag from NY, Bloomberg, told the American people that without illegal immigrants, NY would die. Welcome to the real world.

Anyways, two years ago, the Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans had a North American Free Trade Summit which took place in Mexico. President Fox was pissed because Bush failed to pass illegal immigrant reform. Fox told Bush that he was a lousy cowboy and doesn't even know how to ride a horse. To make things worse, he wasn't trying to ride the horse, but was trying to milk it! We went back to look at the horse and we couldn't figure out how you could milk a male horse.

Do you remember the other Republican who was trying to make a connection in the airport bathroom. I"m not gay, and my wife is not a lesbian,he said. If you are a working American we are trying to make some sense of the way American politicians function. No pain, no brain.

Several weeks ago, Bush finally left the White House. Before his last ride in Air Force One, he stepped on the front of the helicopter, and raised his hand - Nazi style. He said 'Fuck you all! Mission Accomplished!' He told the American people that he was going back to Texas where many of his friends are waiting for him. He went on to say that history will judge him.

There is no question in our mind that this man needs some mental evaluation. Let me tell you a small secret Bush, your legacy has already been written by people with good history and vision. 14 months ago before your term expired, Jugo Chavez spoke at the UN and told the leaders of the world that he smelled sulfer from the devil, still from the day you spoke there.

Anyways, all the prisoners that you and Cheney placed in Guantanamo Bay, they are not American prisoners. The American people didn't declare war in Iraq. The war was about family revenge. The war was your war. So those prisoners are not ours, they are yours. If people in Texas love you so much, then we should take those prisoners and bring them to Texas. As a matter of fact, the people of Texas should build a small prison on your ranch. You have plenty of room there. In the meantime, do some interrigation of your own until the Obama team figures out how to fix all the messes you created.

While we're in this conversation let me give you some information from the Black Market. If there ever was an attack on America, it will probably take place in your neighborhood or Cheney's. Tell him to keep counting his blood money in his spare time.