Americans are addicted to Oil

Our early fathers came to the new world which was called America because they were tired of crooked and dirty politicians from Europe. After a few hundred years, it appears the old world has become the new world, and this new world called America has become the old world. One of the reasons why this transformation is taking place is because most of the American politicians are born in satin sheets, with silver spoons, and with five thousand dollar prostitutes. They live in a fairy tale world, not the real world. As a matter of fact, we asked a young prostitute how much she charges for her service. She replied '$20'. She also said she doesn't charge for overtime. When we drove to the poor side of the city, a big momma was standing on the corner of a church. She waved us down and told us that she was willing to suck the lolli-pop for $5. In the meantime we drove around the block. This is not a fairy tale. This is the truth.

President Bush said in one of the State of the Union speeches that we're addicted to oil. We must be realistic in this conversation and be truthful. When was the last time Bush stopped at the pump and pumped his own gas. More important, when was the last time he paid for the gas with his own money. He is always easy to blame the working American for the greed of politicians and capitalists.

4 weeks ago we met a young American who has a job that pays her $8.50 / hr. She said she had an old sardine can for a car and was sick and tired of putting money into it, so she decided to buy an anchovi can (which is smaller). She said she was paying $450 a year for insurance. When she bought the smaller car, the insurance company said they would charge her $1600 for that can. She was pissed off because she doesn't have any violations on he license, so why charge so much for insurance. The car only cost $12,000. The insurance company replied that these are the standard rates for small cars. She also said that she was able to fill up the car for $26 and now it costs $39. Between the car payment, insurance payment, and gas costs, she works only to get back and forth from work. To survive, she said she needs to sell her ass. So when Bush says we're addicted to oil she is insulted. Look at those rich bitches. They all drive big cars. Look at the oil company executives. I don't see them driving any sardine can to save fuel.

The Republicans and Democrats have both failed to protect their own country. When toilet paper is worth more than our money we take this very serious. The American people are tired of the same song and dance: Bush Clinton, Clinton Bush, Bush Clinton.

Go Obama Go!

Some of us spend 6 hours every day with multi-nationals and people with multiple religious beliefs in order to find the truth about human life. The earth is a full circle. What this means is that the black will cross over white and white will cross over black, and women will try to overpower men.

Human life is like a garden, the man said. You will cultivate what you plant. If you don't plant anything, don't expect anything. The good old man plants a garden every spring when mother nature tells him so. He said, even so, I plant what I wish. After I plant I look over the garden to make sure that no bad weeds or disease will attack my garden. Human life works the same way. If you have good family morals, your children will grow healthy. If you plant a garden and don't put any love into it, you won't harvest anything because weeds and diseases will take over your garden.

In order to make you understand the point we're trying to make, we'll bring you back in history. According to the Bible, when God created men and women, the woman made a deal with the devil. And 2008 years later we take a look at Hillary and if you profile her family morals, its a disaster. If Hillary's garden is a disaster, it won't bear any good fruit. Also we have noticed that Hillary's goal is to be above men but she cannot change human civilization because a woman has always been on the bottom, and men have always been on top. Not because a man says so, but because that is the way humans were created. Men have tried many times to put the women on top, but they are not able to do as good of a job.

We also took a close look at Obama. As far as we're concerned we don't care if he's black or white, Muslim or Christian - we value him because he's a good man to all people. So we went back in history to find out the answer because our future has already been written if you are able to read the past. We went back 2008 years, and we found a man named Jesus. According to man Christians, he was the son of God. People at the time didn't look at him as a Jew, Muslim, or Christian, but as a man who spoke God's words. And yet his own people sold him for a nickel and a dime to the Romans.

But according to history, they found him not guilty of any crime. Still their own priests and people insisted that he should be crucified. Thousands of years later many so-called Christians wish they could have saved him. So, if you want to condemn Obama, you'll simply make the same mistake that was made thousands of years ago. If we take every different kind of human in the world and look at their blood, we'll find that it is all the same color.

The Nobel Prize

Mid December '07, Al Gore received the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on global warming. Afterwards, they realized this illusion was bullshit, they changed position. Now it is global awareness. Perhaps the temperature will be based on body heat. Al said he would share the prize with some brilliant scientists from around the world. These brilliant scientists are not able to figure out that the Earth is on a course to reverse itself. Where have you been for the past 25 years? Some people are disappointed in that you didn't include Monica in sharing the Nobel Prize because she was the one who created all this heat before you and Bill left the White House. There have been some rumors that you've been getting some flashbacks about Monica at night. You have been having some wet dreams about her and you have been calling her name. "Monica! What beautiful red lips you have!". This wild dream is raising some questions. How many lollipops did she suck on when she was at the White House to create a global warming? A news report asked Al if he would make another run at the White House. He said "Hell no! I don't want to start another global warming!"

Gypsy Woman

Some of the best masterminds in the world label Hillary Clinton a gypsy woman. If you profile the gypsy, you'll find that every place they move to, they make a hell of a mess. And when they are known for leaving a mess everywhere they go, one can assume that they are messy people. And the Clinton family mess started in Arkansas in the WhiteWater corruption.

Then Bill Clinton became President and when they moved to Washington, they made another mess there. But the WhiteWater corruption followed them to Washington. After a dead man was found in a park, all the problems disappeared. So the Clinton family started a new adventure in the White House. Years later we realized that their lifestyle didn't change any. They left another mess. Prostitution, money laundering, drug associations, and other security failures. So after their terms, they didn't go back to Arkansas because of the mess. They couldn't stay in Washington because of the mess they made there. So they decide to come to New York. According to some information found in the Black Market, the Clintons wanted the mafia out of business before they moved to NY. They didn't want any competition. Anyway, as soon as they moved to NY, Hillary got a deal with a book company for $4 million. The book was based on Billy. If he did have sex, this is the way he did it. Soon after, she ran for Senator of NY and she ran against a man named Lazio. Some claimed that the election was sabotaged after cutting a deal with the Jewish community in NY. In early November of 2007, the governor of NY, Spitzer, declared war against the people of the state. This is another form of cheap sabotage. We told you we would profiling the Democrats of New York and the best place to start is Central New York. We contacted several people there and they gave us a tour and place to collect the information that we wanted.

This is where the Democrat mob has been around for a generation. They call this city the best kept secret city in America and they were not joking about this. The first stop we made was on the east side of the city at a social club. When we entered this place, it looked like a political hall of fame. There were pictures on every wall and everyone was there. One picture that caught our attention was Bush holding Hillary's breast. And the other wall had a picture of Al Capone smoking a cigar. Across from that was a picture of Nixon staring right at Capone. We asked one older man what he thinks about Clinton. He responded by saying that she should go back from wherever she came from because she's not a New Yorker. When she ran for Senator, she promised to bring thousands of jobs to Central New York. Instead we lost jobs. Now she only stops when she gets a flat tire.

So we asked what the man thought of Mr. Schumer. He replied "Hey cumba! What do I look like, an information center?" So Jimmy quickly pulled out 3 cigars wrapped in a glass container. The man then said that now we were speaking his language. He said the only time he comes to Central New York is when he wants to sell a book or cheap condom from New York.

Several weeks ago we received the key of the Golden Gate. After we opened it we were able to see the real image of the present war and the information that came along with the image. Some concerns have arisen not in Iraq but in Pakistan and what is so strange about the Golden Gate is that the information is based on Mr. Gates, the man in charge of the military. We didn't know that there was a link between the Golden Gate and Mr. Gates. Mr. Gates, before we go any farther, let's make one thing clear. We are not trying to be the overseers of the world. We don't play politics. One thing we do know about politics is that Republicans started a war based on family revenge and the Democrats - give them a piece of ass and they'll give you the Brooklyn Bridge for free.

Last week Max returned from the Muslim world and we went out to celebrate his return. On our way out, we can across a young Marine who has just graduated from Boot Camp and he was wearing his uniform. One of our guests replied "My God, the military doesn't want you to wear the uniform when you are not on duty." If a liberal is around he will spit in your face. Max told the young Marine if an liberal gives him a hard time, take your shirt off and beat the fuck out of that bastard. If you need help, call my cell number and we'll finish what you start. So you see Mr. Gates, our American troops not only fight the enemy in a foreign country, but must fight some liberals in their home country.
Mr. Gates, some reports are showing that you have become too soft against the Taliban. We urge you not to fall into the same strategy that Rumsfeld used, which is a sitting duck. The Taliban were born as humans but as they grew older they were transformed into rats. And we're sure that if you have rats in your house, you wouldn't invite them to dinner, would you? You would go to the store, buy rat poison and kill them.

When you fight the Taliban you need to be more aggressive. The American troops don't want to fight the liberal style of war. We are telling you this because we take great pride in our troops.

The Golden Warrior

General, when we write a report, we separate fiction and illusion from reality. A member of the Three Musketeers in Washington named Rumsfeld was running the Iraq war based on illusion not based on reality. The man was too stubborn to acknowledge the reality that all wars are not the same. Also, your chain of command in the Pentagon is a thorough disaster. If you follow our profiling, we told the world how we feel about the Pentagon. We pointed out that 60% of the people working there should be fighting cockroaches on Capitol Hill, not the Iraq War. They are more concerned on how to accommodate lesbians and the faggots and what religion they should follow. Their real job is to figure out how to win the war, regardless of if its the right or wrong war.

General its like if you are a carpenter and trying to build the house. You have all the modern tools to build it but don't know how to read the ruler. You will end up with a crooked house. The military functions in the same order. If you graduate from West Point or the East Point, its the same point. What you learn in the field is so different from what you learn in school.

General, its no wonder that something that belongs to us is under your command. One of the great men that walked this land told us that every human is created equal. We also acknowledge that our mentality separates us from one another. The earth is a struggle between evil and good. So when evil comes your way don't' take them serious, tell them to go back to hell.

Of course we are talking about MoveOn.org. Also General keep in mind that we don't chase every star in the sky, only the falling stars. MoveOn is definitely a falling star, especially when they call you a traitor. We also have been monitoring another phenomenon. We found that the Republicans are acting like Democrats. The Democrats are acting like Liberals and the Liberals have become American trash. MoveOn.org definitely are being sponsored by American trash. We have sent some garbage pickers to profile this white trash black trash and multi colored trash. We have found some interesting information about the way they live and their foolish mentality tells them that they want a big house but they don't want to pay the taxes. They want a new car but they want their parents to pay for it. They want dinner out every night but they want to use the food stamps to pay for it. They want to be married but want 4 mistresses on the side. They want freedom but they refuse to fight for it. The same white trash that belong to MoveOn.org are the same people who wish death on our troops. They spit on our American troops. If they would disgrace one of our children there would be no law or God in the universe that would stop a massacre of them. Their children will become as evil as their parents.

General, your life was spared when you encountered death. According to some people who are able to see what you and I cannot see, they claim you were given the title of the Golden Warrior. You are the only man able to fix what we broke. Insala.

I'm Your Gal

About 12 years ago, my oldest son came home from school. He was 12 years old at the time. He told his mother that he needed a computer to help him do his homework, so his mother said that she'd talk to his father when he gets home. That night, Mrs. D told her husband that they needed a computer for the kids to help with their homework. Mr. D replied that he would do whatever it takes to give his kids an education. He was from a poor country and came to America to explore a new life that his old country was not able to give. And he would do whatever it takes to give his kids a good education.

So they called a friend and they ordered the computer through the internet by using a credit card.
Mr. D said that it took him over 4 years to pay for the computer. His wife always sent the payment on time but the credit card companies said that they were late and incurred a late charge. Mr. D said the companies were f**cking him left and right. Is it possible that it took the postal service 3 weeks to deliver the bill?

Anyway the computer was a great tool for finding information. One night his son told him that he needed to make a report on the White House. Mr. D said he didn't know anything about it. So he said 'Why don't you type in whitehouse.com and you'll find some information. As soon as he did, a pornography site came up. Mr D told his son 'I didn't tell you go to the whore house, I told you to go to the white house!' They tried again, typing in whitehouse.com and the same site showed up. Mr. D was pissed off so he called information and asked for the White House's phone number.

He asked the woman on the other end if she was running a whore house in the White House? The woman replied that if he called again, she'd have him arrested. Mr. D was angry and he had a hard time figuring out what was really happening.

When we learned about this story, we did some research and found that whitehouse.com had nothing to do with the actual White House. Someone had just bought the domain to promote his pornography site. Many people were shocked by the same result. If you searched for the White House the internet would take you to the whore house.

To make a long story short, not even a month later, the TV news was telling us that Monica was having sex with Bill Clinton inside The White House. His son said ' You see? I was right. They are running a whore house in the White House.' Mr. D didnt' know what to say to his son at the moment.

After a week we learned that it wasn't only Monica, but Mary, Jane, Joan, and many more. Today when we look back and try to figure out where Hillary was. Now eleven years later, she's running for the White House. So some people wonder how some American people can support a woman without any family morals? For example, if you are a lesbian, you hang around with other lesbians. If you're a pimp, you hang around with prostitutes. What kind of example are we setting? In Washington, they're running the White House like a whore house.