The Bandito from Texas.
When Bush became president, the first visit he made was to Mexico. The president at the time was Fox. He told Bush that he should try to give all the illegal immigrants from Mexico citizenship. That way, he could send two more million of his people to America. They will do work that Americans won't do. And he told Bush his people are willing to work for $4 / hr. This low wage is good for the American economy. And Fox gave Bush a beautiful horse, to carry out his mission.
Not long after, all hell broke loose. 9/11 came. The main concern was the war with Al Quaida. After he chased them across the border to Pakistan, Bush decided to have another war with Iraq, not based on weapons of mass desctruction, but on family revenge and destruction. Bush contacted Tony Blair in the UK, and they mixed fairy tales and illusions. After they mixed everything, they sold this fog to the Spanish, Italians, Austrailians, and so on. In the mean time, Americans were concentrating on the war, and Mexicans were coming to America illegally by the thousands.
After Bush won his 2nd round in the election, he told McCain that if he wants to win the election, he must support the Mexicans. So two years before the election McCain started opening his big mouth. He went on TV and told the American people that if we work hard like illegal immigrants, he'd pay American $50/hr. In other words, he was trying to sell out the American future for the votes of the Mexicans. Even during the debate between Obama and McCain, he told the American people that the economy was in great shape. A week later, Santa Claus came by and dropped from the sky one of the worse economic disasters the world has ever seen. The following day he stopped the campaign and went to Washington like an old time sherrif. He said he would fix the disaster that the Republican party created overnight.
This is another reason why we are failing. No brain. Even the other asshole, Bill Gates, told the world that we need more immigrants, because its good for America. Even the other scumbag from NY, Bloomberg, told the American people that without illegal immigrants, NY would die. Welcome to the real world.
Anyways, two years ago, the Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans had a North American Free Trade Summit which took place in Mexico. President Fox was pissed because Bush failed to pass illegal immigrant reform. Fox told Bush that he was a lousy cowboy and doesn't even know how to ride a horse. To make things worse, he wasn't trying to ride the horse, but was trying to milk it! We went back to look at the horse and we couldn't figure out how you could milk a male horse.
Do you remember the other Republican who was trying to make a connection in the airport bathroom. I"m not gay, and my wife is not a lesbian,he said. If you are a working American we are trying to make some sense of the way American politicians function. No pain, no brain.
Several weeks ago, Bush finally left the White House. Before his last ride in Air Force One, he stepped on the front of the helicopter, and raised his hand - Nazi style. He said 'Fuck you all! Mission Accomplished!' He told the American people that he was going back to Texas where many of his friends are waiting for him. He went on to say that history will judge him.
There is no question in our mind that this man needs some mental evaluation. Let me tell you a small secret Bush, your legacy has already been written by people with good history and vision. 14 months ago before your term expired, Jugo Chavez spoke at the UN and told the leaders of the world that he smelled sulfer from the devil, still from the day you spoke there.
Anyways, all the prisoners that you and Cheney placed in Guantanamo Bay, they are not American prisoners. The American people didn't declare war in Iraq. The war was about family revenge. The war was your war. So those prisoners are not ours, they are yours. If people in Texas love you so much, then we should take those prisoners and bring them to Texas. As a matter of fact, the people of Texas should build a small prison on your ranch. You have plenty of room there. In the meantime, do some interrigation of your own until the Obama team figures out how to fix all the messes you created.
While we're in this conversation let me give you some information from the Black Market. If there ever was an attack on America, it will probably take place in your neighborhood or Cheney's. Tell him to keep counting his blood money in his spare time.
Not long after, all hell broke loose. 9/11 came. The main concern was the war with Al Quaida. After he chased them across the border to Pakistan, Bush decided to have another war with Iraq, not based on weapons of mass desctruction, but on family revenge and destruction. Bush contacted Tony Blair in the UK, and they mixed fairy tales and illusions. After they mixed everything, they sold this fog to the Spanish, Italians, Austrailians, and so on. In the mean time, Americans were concentrating on the war, and Mexicans were coming to America illegally by the thousands.
After Bush won his 2nd round in the election, he told McCain that if he wants to win the election, he must support the Mexicans. So two years before the election McCain started opening his big mouth. He went on TV and told the American people that if we work hard like illegal immigrants, he'd pay American $50/hr. In other words, he was trying to sell out the American future for the votes of the Mexicans. Even during the debate between Obama and McCain, he told the American people that the economy was in great shape. A week later, Santa Claus came by and dropped from the sky one of the worse economic disasters the world has ever seen. The following day he stopped the campaign and went to Washington like an old time sherrif. He said he would fix the disaster that the Republican party created overnight.
This is another reason why we are failing. No brain. Even the other asshole, Bill Gates, told the world that we need more immigrants, because its good for America. Even the other scumbag from NY, Bloomberg, told the American people that without illegal immigrants, NY would die. Welcome to the real world.
Anyways, two years ago, the Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans had a North American Free Trade Summit which took place in Mexico. President Fox was pissed because Bush failed to pass illegal immigrant reform. Fox told Bush that he was a lousy cowboy and doesn't even know how to ride a horse. To make things worse, he wasn't trying to ride the horse, but was trying to milk it! We went back to look at the horse and we couldn't figure out how you could milk a male horse.
Do you remember the other Republican who was trying to make a connection in the airport bathroom. I"m not gay, and my wife is not a lesbian,he said. If you are a working American we are trying to make some sense of the way American politicians function. No pain, no brain.
Several weeks ago, Bush finally left the White House. Before his last ride in Air Force One, he stepped on the front of the helicopter, and raised his hand - Nazi style. He said 'Fuck you all! Mission Accomplished!' He told the American people that he was going back to Texas where many of his friends are waiting for him. He went on to say that history will judge him.
There is no question in our mind that this man needs some mental evaluation. Let me tell you a small secret Bush, your legacy has already been written by people with good history and vision. 14 months ago before your term expired, Jugo Chavez spoke at the UN and told the leaders of the world that he smelled sulfer from the devil, still from the day you spoke there.
Anyways, all the prisoners that you and Cheney placed in Guantanamo Bay, they are not American prisoners. The American people didn't declare war in Iraq. The war was about family revenge. The war was your war. So those prisoners are not ours, they are yours. If people in Texas love you so much, then we should take those prisoners and bring them to Texas. As a matter of fact, the people of Texas should build a small prison on your ranch. You have plenty of room there. In the meantime, do some interrigation of your own until the Obama team figures out how to fix all the messes you created.
While we're in this conversation let me give you some information from the Black Market. If there ever was an attack on America, it will probably take place in your neighborhood or Cheney's. Tell him to keep counting his blood money in his spare time.
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