America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Chavez's Suspicious Mind

If you are reading this message and it doesn't make any sense to you then we suggest that you need to read between the lines. Also, Chavez, we will not tell you everything you want to know, but we will tell you some of the things you want to know. First we need to clear up some confusion that you have in your suspicious mind. First, you need to know that 80% of the people in our circle are not Americans. It consists of multiple nationalities. 80% of the people in our circle were born in the house of the rising sun. This means that they were born in the city dump and you should know that if people if South America or other parts of the world are born in the city dump they will die in the city dump.

In America people have the opportunity to live a better life if they wish. In addition if you are wondering why we are here it's because we are working in secret for one man who doesn't have a pot to piss in. He was sent to hell by a mistake and our mission was to protect them and make sure that el diablo does not take his soul.

Several years ago when you went to NY to speak with the United Nations, you told the world that the devil was there - implying that it was Bush and that you smelled the sulfer. When you made this remark, El Diablo got mad. Now that you have cancer you are suspicious that El Diablo had something to do with it.

So this is the story. There is no secret that there IS a secret execution going on and the main targets are the leaders of different countries. This is led by one of the biggest criminals in Russia - named Putin and his old KGB friends. Members of the underworld organization call this poison R&R. R&R is consisted of two elements. Part A and Part B.

3 months ago, some Iranian tried to smuggle some nuclear rods from Moscow airport to Tehran. The Russians claimed this low radiation rod was for a medical purpose. 3 months later a top nuclear scientist was blown up in Tehran. The low nuclear radiation is part A. The secret is in Part B. To produce part B it does not require a lab, but you need the knowledge of how to produce. It looks and tastes like water. If you drink part B it will kill you but at a slow rate. Part A is applied to speed up the process. It's like when you have a margarita. The more alcohol you apply the quicker you get drunk. and R&R can be applied to water and food and it doesn't change the color or taste. We understand that you have a suspicious mind and think that the man you call El Diablo might have something to do with your problem. It's possible. Keep in mind that El Diablo and Putin call each other good friends. The question we are asking ourselves is who will be next? Maybe Putin needs to drink some of his own drink at some point.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

The Rich and the Famous

Most of the American news organizations are telling us that capitalism is on trial. The truth is that these organizations are ignorant or lying. Capitalism is not on trial - who is on trial are the Capitalists. Capitalist and Capitalism are not the same - one ends in an M and one in a T. So we need to separate apples and oranges. The American people are not at war with Capitalism but with Capitalists.

So to make you understand the difference, we brought you two images of two people. The man in brown is Herman Cain and the younger man's identity will not be reveled however we'll give you his background. He's part of the money machine. He's not part of the 1% but he works for the 1%. His job is to make money for his customers, the honest way. That is Capitalism. Also, Cain took a business that was falling apart and reshaped it to make progress. The difference is that he didn't go to China to manufacture the pizza for fifty cents and sell to the Americans for 9.99. Cain is famous for his tax plan 9-9-9.

Now we'll tell you who the Capitalist is. We have one company that comes to mind - Verizon. Last year we had a house phone with Verizon and one month eh bill came in and it was $16 over. The bill said that we requested a voice message. We called the woman at Verizon that we never requested voice mail service. She replied that Voice mail was ordered through the computer. We told them that we don't have a computer. Well if you want the service taken off you need to call the voice mail company and have it disconnected. We tried to tell her the voice mail didn't send us the bill, Verizon did. After arguing with her, we told her to turn off the phone. We are saving $80 per month. They only people that are mad are the bill collectors, especially those bastards from Sally Mae. They call the house ten times a day looking for money for student loans.

So Verizon is not party of Capitalism, they are Capitalists. They try to screw their customers into paying for services they didn't request!