Blagojevich

In the early part of June 2011, we were in Queens, NY. As we were walking down the street, we saw a small store where they were selling peppermint flavored condoms, crying pussy devices and jack rabbit dick. But what caught our attention was a small sign on the window that said - Blagojevich vasoline. Buy one get one free. So we entered the store and asked the man what was so special about this vasaline. He said it had fine silica sand inside for better traction. We asked the man if they sell this vasoline in Chicago. He didn't know. We always were wondering if Blagojevich was a virgin. If he was, it's not for long...

The world needs to know the truth. Before you tried to sell Obama's seat, you took money from a foreign country and promised to sell them a piece of American pie. You AND your family took the money and you never delivered the piece of pie. Those people are pretty mad. They are waiting for you to go to jail and they want to send you a big dick. Not Dick Cheney, but the other dick.

Late in the afternoon we stopped at a small town outside of New York City to visit some of our Muslim friends. We stopped at a small bar to have a cold beer and there were six people sitting at a table. By the door was one old American politician. On the left was a middle aged Muslim man. We asked our friends what they think about the new law in New York allowing gays and lesbians to get married. He replied 'oh my God, I don't know why I'm very confused. Who is the bride and who is the groom?' One man that was seated on the right who had a mustache got up and said that he was just all about the money. He went on to say 'if you want to fuck a chicken or a donkey, all you need is a permit.'

Another man told the Muslim man 'soon you'll need a permit to fuck your wife! Did you know that if your wife refuses to have sex with you, she can call the police and have you arrested.' The Muslim man replied 'oh my God!'

The other man went on to say 'You see? The french millionaire wanted to screw that woman in NY and she got him arrested. Why did he get arrested? He didn't have a fucking permit. If he had a permit, he wouldn't go to jail.'

The man continued - 'if you're wife is mad, she can have you arrested unless you have permit to fuck.'

The Muslim man was taking this conversation very seriously. He asked where he could get this permit. The first man said - 'at city hall.'

'What should I ask for?'
'See the City Clerk and tell her that you want a Cuomo fucking permit. She'll know what you want.'

While this conversation was taking place, the politician didn't say a word. He just got up and went to the bathroom because he couldn't hold it anymore. He went into the bathroom which was 7 feet away and started laughing his balls off. The Muslim man asked what was the matter with the guy in the bathroom.

The man with the mustache said that the politician was made because he had to buy a permit to have sex with his wife. The Muslim man said that in his country he didn't need a permit for that. The mustached man replied that 'The American government has a big dick and they want to fuck you from every corner.'