Most of the Democrats, they went totally insane over the Iraq war. They believed by using our troops to come home they can win their political power.
Let me give you some vital information. 98% of our troops support this war and most of all our troops they are not a bunch of cowards like some Democrats and Republicans want label them regardless if this is the wrong war or the right war.
In late May 2006, the underworld organization had a meeting in Lugona, Switzerland and according to the information we obtained, they said that the American marines are the finest troops in the world. The report also said that Laura Bush she's the hottest looking First Lady that ever existed.
As a matter of fact, one of them said, that they would pay any amount of money if she would belly dance one time.
Max said this is a good way to raise some money for the campaign. The report also said that 70% of the American Senators are under skilled and overpaid. Some of the Democrats are going insane. They believe that John Kerry smoked too much pot when he was in Vietnam and might be suffering from a psychological syndrome. They suggest that he should take some advice from a psychiatrist because evidence proves that he keeps on calling the American troops a bunch of criminals. Also, Ted Kennedy made the list: If you look back in his life, he doesn't look good. So he decided to cut a deal with the Catholic Spiritual Leader to sabotage the American way of life by making millions of illegal immigrants legal.
Also, "Zarquawi" was taken consultations from a Muslim Spiritual Leader. After he killed many innocent people, he got what was coming to him. And many experts believe that he will not get the five Virgins. As a matter of fact, he will not get a cheap prostitute. Most religious people are worse and make up the corrupt politicians. The only God they see is the dollar sign.
Only one man gives us a clue as to how to reach heaven and his name was Moses, and you only have to follow 10 rules and it is not linked to religion.
Then we have another Democrat from Georgia, she was on Capitol Hill, beating up security guards and news media personnel. After she pulled out the Joker card, thinking she could trip her insane game.
And then we have another Democrat from Rhode Island. He was trying to drive his car into Capitol Hill, like a suicide bomber, but they didn't find a bomb. He told the police that he was on heavy drugs and he didn't have any idea what day it was. This is insane, and these people are supposed to make decisions about you and me.
Then we have Mr. Jefferson, another Democrat who likes to put his hot cash in a cold place. If John Gotti was alive, he would be proud of the way many members of the Congress and the Senate run their mob business on Capitol Hill with the lobbyists, who are always trying to stick it to the American people.
Also Al Gore was in the news trying to sell his book about Global warming. Some are wondering what he has been breathing lately. He blames the Bush Administration for global warming. The real question is what did he do when he was in the White House. When he went to China, why didn't he tell the Chinese to stop pollution which they are the first on the list to pollute the world. Instead he went to visit the Chinese monks for a political contribution. Furthermore, the last 2 years of your administration is to blame for 9/11. In the meantime the world was watching the Monica soap opera. Some Generals from the Pentagon were too busy having sex with their mistresses in Washington hotels and no one was paying attention to Bin Laden and to make things worse, according to some information, we found in the Black Market, the people in Pentagon that were supposed to spy on Bin Laden with satellite, instead they were too busy looking for Archeology in the Middle East.
But no only are some Democrats insane also, some Republicans. The Republicans have learned how to flip and flop. Mr. McCain from Colorado, he supports illegal immigrants. He says give a free ride to anyone who jumps the fence. The problem is that Mr. McCain doesn't have any time to do his homework. According to some information found the day after Memorial Day, illegal immigrants are receiving more benefits than American veterans. We are wondering how can you sleep at night, when you are sticking it to your fallen veterans.
According to SJE, who works maintenance on Capitol Hill, the Capitol has the biggest rats and cockroaches that the world has ever seen. He says that the more they spray, the bigger they get.
Max is wondering if the chemicals that are being sprayed are interfering with the way the Senate and House thinks, and he is also concerned if this chemical is affecting the Democrats more.
Last year, a powerful storm named "Katrina" struck the city of New Orleans. After the storm went by, the mayor of New Orleans went on national TV and told the world that by the end of the night, the city would turn chocolate. Many black people were not happy about those remarks. Then he told the world that God punished America because we invaded Iraq. We took those remarks seriously, so we analyzed them to see if they were the truth. After many thousands of your citizens moved to Houston TX, the crime rate jumped 40%. Authorities are telling all their citizens in Texas are telling the people to arm themselves to protect themselves from the refugees. So it appears that God didn't come to punish America but instead, the people of New Orleans. When you speak, you must learn that the words must come from your heart, not just your big mouth.
