America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Chocolate City

Last year, a powerful storm named "Katrina" struck the city of New Orleans. After the storm went by, the mayor of New Orleans went on national TV and told the world that by the end of the night, the city would turn chocolate. Many black people were not happy about those remarks. Then he told the world that God punished America because we invaded Iraq. We took those remarks seriously, so we analyzed them to see if they were the truth. After many thousands of your citizens moved to Houston TX, the crime rate jumped 40%. Authorities are telling all their citizens in Texas are telling the people to arm themselves to protect themselves from the refugees. So it appears that God didn't come to punish America but instead, the people of New Orleans. When you speak, you must learn that the words must come from your heart, not just your big mouth.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Bin Laden Is Dead

Many politicians and news media keep on pounding the Bush administration about why they are not able to find Bin Laden. In our organization we are always saying that talk is cheap as a matter of fact sometimes its free. Not because the American Intelligence community are idiots, its because the environment is different. You must go back 3,000 years in history, according to the same report the intelligence that is in place right now is the best intelligence that ever existed as long as they don't fall asleep on the task. Two months ago we told you on this website that Bin Laden was in big trouble, we have our own intelligence and are not linked to any government and any information we collect does not come on the wire or a slow moving donkey. As far as we know Bin Laden is dead and only chip technology can bring him back to life. And the number two man will not be around for long, time will eventually swallow him too. Are for the American who joined the Al-Qaida, we have looked into his history and we have found that he was practicing beastiality at the age of 14 on his father's goat farm in California. As for those people that don't believe this story, we have arranged something for you on Sept. 22, 2006. We took a rat and we applied a small ring tag on his back leg and we released this rat between the Bronx and Queens at 10:45 p.m. If you would like to challenge our intelligence, you must find the rat with the special tag and we will show you Bin Laden. Good luck.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Israel we support you.

Many uncivilized nations in the Middle East - they still believe that Israel are still slaves. The Palestinians believe that the land belongs to them. In reality we don't own anything. everything we have in this world is only temporary.

The reason you and I are here, is to master our soul. It doesn't matter how much money you have or how much power you have, you will die like everyone else. Time will not spare anyone.

Max is rewinding the history and he has found that thousands of years ago, the Egyptians fell into global warming. History said that in some parts of Egypt, it did not rain for three years, and they did not have any food... all the animals died. Parents killed their children and ate them.

Anyone walking on the street was snatched and hanged and eaten alive. According to some world experts, the earth is in a transition to reverse itself. Pollution is speeding up the process. Many Muslims love holy war. The truth is that there isn't any Holy War. Because all wars are driven by evil. Many Christians believe Jerusalem is a Holy place. The truth is that the Middle East is where the devil rules the most.

Many Muslim people still eat raw meat, like cannibals. They still smoke heroin and practice beastiality like they did thousands of years ago. The earth is divided into two parts; half evil and half good. You can practice good regardless of where you live. If humanity takes a close look at the way nature works, we would realize that we are here for a reason.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Canada Harbors Cowards and Scavengers

The Prime Minister of Canada is trying to influence the American politicians not to add a passport to go to Canada. Canada has only been a good neighbor more than we can say about the other neighbor, Mexico. But we realize every neighborhood has a good neighbor and a bad neighbor. But if my good neighbor comes into my house while I'm trying to have sex with my wife, without ringing the doorbell, I would be pissed off. Why does Canada want special treatment for being a good neighbor and not use a passport to enter another country. That way you can harbor those bunch of American cowards who have run to your country. And then they can brag about it. And then the Canadian citizens make them heroes.

The truth is Prime Minister, all the American troops they stand tall with honor and pride, even when we don't agree with the politicians. And the second thing is many Americans are sick and tired of kissing everyone else's butts, and in return we always get the middle finger. So what makes your country so special, you only need a fake drivers license to enter our country. Can your citizens go anywhere in the world with just a drivers license?

Why are you asking our politicians to be corrupt?

According to Joe, from Toronto Canada, the main reason the Prime Minister doesn't want a passport is that those American cowards and low class citizens, they are able to enter the US with a simple drivers license. If everyone asks for a passport, then you disclose the real identity of that person. So you see Prime Minister, why can't we do the right thing in the first place? If those cowards that live in your country were not good enough for America then, they are not good enough for America now.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Bin Laden is Dying

One of our sources from Pakistan reports to another source is Russia that Bin Laden is dying of AIDS and is in despair. Max says that this news comes as no surprise. We have reported several months ago on this website, that many warlords including Bin Laden still practice homosexuality and Beastiality.

Saturday, September 09, 2006


Most of the Democrats, they went totally insane over the Iraq war. They believed by using our troops to come home they can win their political power.

Let me give you some vital information. 98% of our troops support this war and most of all our troops they are not a bunch of cowards like some Democrats and Republicans want label them regardless if this is the wrong war or the right war.

In late May 2006, the underworld organization had a meeting in Lugona, Switzerland and according to the information we obtained, they said that the American marines are the finest troops in the world. The report also said that Laura Bush she's the hottest looking First Lady that ever existed.

As a matter of fact, one of them said, that they would pay any amount of money if she would belly dance one time.

Max said this is a good way to raise some money for the campaign. The report also said that 70% of the American Senators are under skilled and overpaid. Some of the Democrats are going insane. They believe that John Kerry smoked too much pot when he was in Vietnam and might be suffering from a psychological syndrome. They suggest that he should take some advice from a psychiatrist because evidence proves that he keeps on calling the American troops a bunch of criminals. Also, Ted Kennedy made the list: If you look back in his life, he doesn't look good. So he decided to cut a deal with the Catholic Spiritual Leader to sabotage the American way of life by making millions of illegal immigrants legal.

Also, "Zarquawi" was taken consultations from a Muslim Spiritual Leader. After he killed many innocent people, he got what was coming to him. And many experts believe that he will not get the five Virgins. As a matter of fact, he will not get a cheap prostitute. Most religious people are worse and make up the corrupt politicians. The only God they see is the dollar sign.

Only one man gives us a clue as to how to reach heaven and his name was Moses, and you only have to follow 10 rules and it is not linked to religion.

Then we have another Democrat from Georgia, she was on Capitol Hill, beating up security guards and news media personnel. After she pulled out the Joker card, thinking she could trip her insane game.

And then we have another Democrat from Rhode Island. He was trying to drive his car into Capitol Hill, like a suicide bomber, but they didn't find a bomb. He told the police that he was on heavy drugs and he didn't have any idea what day it was. This is insane, and these people are supposed to make decisions about you and me.

Then we have Mr. Jefferson, another Democrat who likes to put his hot cash in a cold place. If John Gotti was alive, he would be proud of the way many members of the Congress and the Senate run their mob business on Capitol Hill with the lobbyists, who are always trying to stick it to the American people.

Also Al Gore was in the news trying to sell his book about Global warming. Some are wondering what he has been breathing lately. He blames the Bush Administration for global warming. The real question is what did he do when he was in the White House. When he went to China, why didn't he tell the Chinese to stop pollution which they are the first on the list to pollute the world. Instead he went to visit the Chinese monks for a political contribution. Furthermore, the last 2 years of your administration is to blame for 9/11. In the meantime the world was watching the Monica soap opera. Some Generals from the Pentagon were too busy having sex with their mistresses in Washington hotels and no one was paying attention to Bin Laden and to make things worse, according to some information, we found in the Black Market, the people in Pentagon that were supposed to spy on Bin Laden with satellite, instead they were too busy looking for Archeology in the Middle East.

But no only are some Democrats insane also, some Republicans. The Republicans have learned how to flip and flop. Mr. McCain from Colorado, he supports illegal immigrants. He says give a free ride to anyone who jumps the fence. The problem is that Mr. McCain doesn't have any time to do his homework. According to some information found the day after Memorial Day, illegal immigrants are receiving more benefits than American veterans. We are wondering how can you sleep at night, when you are sticking it to your fallen veterans.

According to SJE, who works maintenance on Capitol Hill, the Capitol has the biggest rats and cockroaches that the world has ever seen. He says that the more they spray, the bigger they get.

Max is wondering if the chemicals that are being sprayed are interfering with the way the Senate and House thinks, and he is also concerned if this chemical is affecting the Democrats more.