Gypsy Woman

Some of the best masterminds in the world label Hillary Clinton a gypsy woman. If you profile the gypsy, you'll find that every place they move to, they make a hell of a mess. And when they are known for leaving a mess everywhere they go, one can assume that they are messy people. And the Clinton family mess started in Arkansas in the WhiteWater corruption.

Then Bill Clinton became President and when they moved to Washington, they made another mess there. But the WhiteWater corruption followed them to Washington. After a dead man was found in a park, all the problems disappeared. So the Clinton family started a new adventure in the White House. Years later we realized that their lifestyle didn't change any. They left another mess. Prostitution, money laundering, drug associations, and other security failures. So after their terms, they didn't go back to Arkansas because of the mess. They couldn't stay in Washington because of the mess they made there. So they decide to come to New York. According to some information found in the Black Market, the Clintons wanted the mafia out of business before they moved to NY. They didn't want any competition. Anyway, as soon as they moved to NY, Hillary got a deal with a book company for $4 million. The book was based on Billy. If he did have sex, this is the way he did it. Soon after, she ran for Senator of NY and she ran against a man named Lazio. Some claimed that the election was sabotaged after cutting a deal with the Jewish community in NY. In early November of 2007, the governor of NY, Spitzer, declared war against the people of the state. This is another form of cheap sabotage. We told you we would profiling the Democrats of New York and the best place to start is Central New York. We contacted several people there and they gave us a tour and place to collect the information that we wanted.

This is where the Democrat mob has been around for a generation. They call this city the best kept secret city in America and they were not joking about this. The first stop we made was on the east side of the city at a social club. When we entered this place, it looked like a political hall of fame. There were pictures on every wall and everyone was there. One picture that caught our attention was Bush holding Hillary's breast. And the other wall had a picture of Al Capone smoking a cigar. Across from that was a picture of Nixon staring right at Capone. We asked one older man what he thinks about Clinton. He responded by saying that she should go back from wherever she came from because she's not a New Yorker. When she ran for Senator, she promised to bring thousands of jobs to Central New York. Instead we lost jobs. Now she only stops when she gets a flat tire.

So we asked what the man thought of Mr. Schumer. He replied "Hey cumba! What do I look like, an information center?" So Jimmy quickly pulled out 3 cigars wrapped in a glass container. The man then said that now we were speaking his language. He said the only time he comes to Central New York is when he wants to sell a book or cheap condom from New York.

Several weeks ago we received the key of the Golden Gate. After we opened it we were able to see the real image of the present war and the information that came along with the image. Some concerns have arisen not in Iraq but in Pakistan and what is so strange about the Golden Gate is that the information is based on Mr. Gates, the man in charge of the military. We didn't know that there was a link between the Golden Gate and Mr. Gates. Mr. Gates, before we go any farther, let's make one thing clear. We are not trying to be the overseers of the world. We don't play politics. One thing we do know about politics is that Republicans started a war based on family revenge and the Democrats - give them a piece of ass and they'll give you the Brooklyn Bridge for free.

Last week Max returned from the Muslim world and we went out to celebrate his return. On our way out, we can across a young Marine who has just graduated from Boot Camp and he was wearing his uniform. One of our guests replied "My God, the military doesn't want you to wear the uniform when you are not on duty." If a liberal is around he will spit in your face. Max told the young Marine if an liberal gives him a hard time, take your shirt off and beat the fuck out of that bastard. If you need help, call my cell number and we'll finish what you start. So you see Mr. Gates, our American troops not only fight the enemy in a foreign country, but must fight some liberals in their home country.
Mr. Gates, some reports are showing that you have become too soft against the Taliban. We urge you not to fall into the same strategy that Rumsfeld used, which is a sitting duck. The Taliban were born as humans but as they grew older they were transformed into rats. And we're sure that if you have rats in your house, you wouldn't invite them to dinner, would you? You would go to the store, buy rat poison and kill them.

When you fight the Taliban you need to be more aggressive. The American troops don't want to fight the liberal style of war. We are telling you this because we take great pride in our troops.