Bin Laden Is Dead

Many politicians and news media keep on pounding the Bush administration about why they are not able to find Bin Laden. In our organization we are always saying that talk is cheap as a matter of fact sometimes its free. Not because the American Intelligence community are idiots, its because the environment is different. You must go back 3,000 years in history, according to the same report the intelligence that is in place right now is the best intelligence that ever existed as long as they don't fall asleep on the task. Two months ago we told you on this website that Bin Laden was in big trouble, we have our own intelligence and are not linked to any government and any information we collect does not come on the wire or a slow moving donkey. As far as we know Bin Laden is dead and only chip technology can bring him back to life. And the number two man will not be around for long, time will eventually swallow him too. Are for the American who joined the Al-Qaida, we have looked into his history and we have found that he was practicing beastiality at the age of 14 on his father's goat farm in California. As for those people that don't believe this story, we have arranged something for you on Sept. 22, 2006. We took a rat and we applied a small ring tag on his back leg and we released this rat between the Bronx and Queens at 10:45 p.m. If you would like to challenge our intelligence, you must find the rat with the special tag and we will show you Bin Laden. Good luck.