The Two Amigos

Illegal immigrants, its illegal - regardless of what nationality you might be. Max says that some illegal immigrants pay over $4,000 for a quick marriage. Do you know that the roman empire fell because of two things - the rise of taxes and the invasion of the Vikings. Max suggests that when we catch an illegal immigrant, we should give them a choice: go back, or volunteer for two years in the military in Iraq. After two years, we will then make you an American citizen.

If the Catholic Church is so concerned with human rights, they should go to Afghanistan where Muslims who want to become Christians could be put to death.