America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Monday, March 06, 2006

Come to America! Be our Guest!

We welcome you, right now we have a special. Anyone can come to America. Some Politicians call it a Guest Worker Program, but forget about work or a program - you are our guest. We are accepting everyone; criminals, terrorists, child molesters and scavengers, we'll take them all. And because we are so generous, you can bring anything you want to America. Don't worry, you are our guest. You can bring pot, heroin, nuclear and atomic bombs, or whatever your heart desires. You are our guest.

If you come via Mexico, you don' t need a passport, just make yourself comfortable. And if you come across some immigrants that came here legally, give them a slap in the face because they followed the law and they are a bunch of stupid people.

If you come through Texas you may see someone shooting at you. Don't worry, his name is Dick Cheney. He likes to take a couple of shots at you to try and make your head spin. But don't come to upstate NY because some legal immigrants are pissed off about this Guest Worker Program.


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