Come to America! Be our Guest!
If you come via Mexico, you don' t need a passport, just make yourself comfortable. And if you come across some immigrants that came here legally, give them a slap in the face because they followed the law and they are a bunch of stupid people.
If you come through Texas you may see someone shooting at you. Don't worry, his name is Dick Cheney. He likes to take a couple of shots at you to try and make your head spin. But don't come to upstate NY because some legal immigrants are pissed off about this Guest Worker Program.
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