Your Mission
4 months ago, we received new information about the war in Iraq. We were disappointed that that CIA took 4 years to determine that the Iranians were behind the killing of our troops. If you take away those toys, in the modern world they call it 'technology.' Most of you are not able to collect good, clean, intelligence.
Marrochino, before you go on your mission, take some time and listen to the music. Your favorite music is in there. You also told me to read between the lines for a better understanding.
During the gulf war, the Air Force was engaging in a fight with the Iraqi planes in the sky. Four of those Iraqi airplanes flew over to Iran. Those pilots became Iran hostages for a short time. Those Iraqi pilots were Saddam's top intelligence people. After the war, they did not return to Iraq, otherwise, Saddam would have killed them for desertion. So they became Iranian spies. After the Americans invaded Iraq, Iran sent in two dozen of their best mastermind killers along with the Iraqi pilots. They quickly contacted some of their old friends in Iraqi intelligence.
To help them create chaos between the two religions, Iran called on the religious leaders to carry out massive killing. Some time back we told you to execute those leaders in Iraq, sooner than later. At the same time, the Iranian religious terrorists called on the Syrians to send in people who were willing to kill the Americans.
Do you remember when we were exercising with the American navy in Europe? We always called the Americans 'dumbbells.' Now your grandchildren and mine are in combat with the Americans....Its not because our children are dumbbells but that they were born in a different environment. Now the only dumbbells we're trying to combat are the American politicians. We are beginning to wonder if the liberals and democrats are really enemies, not Al Quida. Your grandchildren are in the middle of one of the strangest wars of human civilization. They are fighting the Syrians, the Iranians, religious criminals, and the Iraqis. And the American politicians, as you know don't care if we lose or win in Iraq because their children are not serving in the military. The only people who share this pain are the mothers and the grandmothers of our soldiers. So we need your help. Call all your members of the organization, and when you reach the war zone, try to find these religious criminals and make them disappear. Then you must find out the name of those Iraqi pilots. Go through their relatives because they might be in Iran. You need to find only one because if you can find one, take a drill, put on a concrete bit, and drill some of his cavities, without using any Novocaine.
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