America, if you don't like it, you can always leave. The underworld organization profiles everything that moves. We profile whites and blacks, and any color in between. Is not about your color, its about your mentality. We not only profile humans, but also animals. For instance, the cat that lives next door. Everyone says, 'What a nice kitty he is.' But at the same time, he gangs up on my birds. The question is simple. If we are bad people in this country, then why are you here?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Another Nut for the Mental Institution

Two weeks ago, the leader of Australia told the Democrats that pulling the troops out of Iraq would be a disaster for world security. The people who have some intelligence agree with the Australian minister. Last year the American people were sick and tired of the way the Republicans ran their business in Washington. The only thing the Republicans did was go to Washington, shower, shave, shit, and then go home. So the American people voted in the Democrats hoping that they would do a better job. The Democrats came to Washington like lions and 2 months later they sound like desperate lambs.

They passed a couple of domestic laws and quickly demanded that the Pentagon give them a jumbo jet. This way the Democrats will be doing the same thing the Republicans did: shower, shave, shit, and fly to the west coast for parties on the beach. What is interesting is that this jumbo jet comes with a kitchen, living room, bathroom and a bedroom. We were wondering if it comes with Viagra and a condom dispenser. God bless the American people who are paying for this!

Last week, Mr. Reid went on national TV and told the world that Iraq is much worse than the Vietnam war. The truth is that he doesn't have any idea what the Vietnam war was, so let me give you some tips. In the war there were too many factors as to why we failed. First, there was too much pot. Most of the time, everyone was stoned. Then there was too much booze available and there was no shortage of prostitution. Most of the time, the Americans killed each other because they were too damn stoned to realize who was our friend and our enemy. So Mr. Reid, when you compare the Vietnam war with the Iraq war, you're totally nuts, because our troops in Iraq don't smoke pot, don't get drunk, and there are no prostitutes. By the way, we asked the French if they could send some prostitutes if they could send some prostitutes but they didn't reply.

So Mr. Reid, let's talk about the troops and the Vietnam war. At one point when the troops got too doped up, they went to the tavern and played a game called Russian Roulette. Do you know what Russian Roulette is? This is when you take a real gun that has a revolver and you take one bullet and put it in the chamber. Spin the revolver and pull the trigger to see if you're lucky. If the gun fires, you lose. If it doesn't, you win! Now, if you want to challenge your mind, then you apply 3 bullets and give it a spin, and put the gun where it will hurt you the most. Then pull the trigger and see if you can win the big prize. Now before you try this game, call your phychologist and see if you qualify for it.

Now if you really care for our troops, go there and see if you can sell this strategy to the Iraqi terrorists. This way they can blow their own brains out instead of being a suicide bomber and kill innocent people. The real terrorists right now are some Democrats and some Republicans on Capitol Hill. They're trying to pass a resolution without a solution. We've told you before and we'll tell you one more time. Don't use our children for your political game. You can bullshit many Americans, but don't try to bullshit us. We've sacrificed our lives to raise our children and when we send them to defend America, we don't appreciate it when you use them for political gain. Now if you are real politician and you really care about our troops, give them all the help they need to try and stabilize Iraq in the best way possible so we can start bringing our troops home!


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