Guantanamo Bay Resort

One of the greatest men that have walked on this land said "I have a Dream." He also said that all humans are created equal. And this is true. Except one thing is not equal, and that is your mentality. The reason why we all have a different mentality is that this mentality determines who we really are. And this brings us to Guantanamo Bay prison. The Bush Administration keeps saying that when we catch a terrorist, we'll bring them to justice. The American justice is like a rubber band. You can twist, you can stretch, you can bend, and you can break it. And when you break it, you can buy it.

So in reality, there is no real justice because many politicians believe that they are above the law. Do you remember the O.J. Simpson trial? We're still trying to figure out if the glove doesn't fit, or if the condom doesn't fit. And recently, he was trying to tell the world that IF he did it, here's how. Welcome to the American justice system. Several weeks ago, some war protester went to Guantanamo Bay to protest against the government. These people need to get a life or a job. Better yet, why don't you go into the middle of the street in Baghdad and see if anyone has any sympathy for you. The way we see Guantanamo Bay is nothing more and nothing less than a resort, not a prison. If we look at where these people come from, you'll find that these people live in worse conditions than a bunch of pigs. They eat in the same place as where they shit and wipe their ass with a rock, not paper. They don't have any dreams about life, and their clothes and breath smell like ass. If we compare these people with the rats that they live with, the rats have a better environment. So when you bring these people to Guantanamo Bay its like living in a fancy resort. And yet, some American and foreign people are protesting about the conditions at Guantanamo Bay.

Early this month, the Iraqi government hanged Saddam in the style of the old west. Italy launched a protest to the United Nations, saying that this is inhumane. Also, early this month the state of Florida executed a criminal in their prison. Some are protesting that it took too long for the criminal to die.

So this brings us to some conclusion: What should we do with these terrorists in Guantanamo Bay? So we asked one expert and he said that because we're in America, we're supposed to be civilized. We therefore shouldn't kill these people. What we should do is after we collect the information, we should cut off their tongue so that they can't speak and then cut off their fingers so that they can't raise arms against us. Then set them free. If at some point you have extra room in Guantanamo Bay, let us know. We'd like to take a vacation with all expenses paid.