Flashback

In the summer of 1981, in Rome, Italy, a man named Andrea was introduced to a wealthy Iranian man, who claimed to be the prince of Iran. Andrea said that he was not the first Iranian to claim that he was a prince. It must be all those people who are wealthy consider themselves a prince. Anyways, they kept in touch for many years. This particular prince told Andrea that him and the leader of Iran used to sniff Heroin together in an early age. Andrea said at the time, he didn't think anything of it. He got suspicious when the leader of Iran started to make many crazy remarks.

I told another party about the event and they came to the conclusion that he had flashback from an early age. Also John Kerry's name came up, aand it seems that he has the same problem. The leader of Iran doesn't like Isreal. John Kerry doesn't like the American Troops. Some are suggesting that perhaps he should join the Al Queid. If you decide to join, don't bring any ketchup. They don't use ketchup in that part of the world. You could bring the Vaseline. That way they can lubricate the weapon before they use it.